The Most Gruesome Death
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
A) The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''
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2007-07-09 09:59:38 · 14 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
B) The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.''
C) It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator.....'''
So, if you were St. Peter … who would you let in the Gates? A, B, or C?
2007-07-09 10:00:54 · update #1
D) Well peter, I was just sitting minding my own business as a beggar and all of the sudden a man falls on top of me! Since i was in a very uncomfortable position i threw him off me and into the bushes. As I look up to see why he fell on me a fridge falls on me! I lost all my coins too.
2007-07-09 10:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not A because he jumped to conclusions and so he killed an innocent man.
Not C because he was sleeping with a married woman.
I would pick B because he was innocent.
2007-07-09 10:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i would pick A because C was a cheater and B was saved many times by God, but still died.
2007-07-09 10:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
B for surviving the first two attempts..
2007-07-09 10:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B most gruesome
2007-07-09 10:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this plenty of times but its funny ide say b
2007-07-09 10:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B. He was the only one who didn't commit a sin.
2007-07-09 10:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B. that guy kept getting into trouble, and he didn't even do anything
2007-07-09 10:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B, he was just caught in the middle.
2007-07-09 10:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by littleone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go with B...
tortureous death...ahaahahah.....
2007-07-09 10:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋