Never argue with a woman who reads:
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
(See, I told you.)
2007-07-09 09:21:30 · 15 answers · asked by beano™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good grief---Good grief!! Have you no sense of humor? It's just a joke.
2007-07-09 09:31:44 · update #1
Dave 777---I love it!! :)
2007-07-09 18:25:22 · update #2
That's a good one! My husband thought it was funny too! So did my 78 year old mother! Thanks!
2007-07-09 09:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL very sound advise...
My husband would agree, but he's cooking dinner right now.. He attempted to bet with a woman who can reason..
Would it be considered gloating if I did a little dance and sang " He can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan.. and never never let me forget... I'm the woman.." ? :D
2007-07-09 16:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About what? It goes both ways. Unfortunately you can't have a woman be the butt of a joke on a sitcom or commercial these days, otherwise people whine and complain.
2007-07-09 16:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Like when jokes are both funny and clean enough to share with everyone.
2007-07-09 20:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
2007-07-09 16:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by darkness breeds 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NEVER argue with a woman who can think!!! What do you have to say about this???
answer >>>
Then you will never argue with ANY woman.
(neener)
:'>
2007-07-09 23:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by dave777 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, Shut my mouth.
That's a good one.~~~~jill
2007-07-09 17:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-07-09 16:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-09 16:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by djm749 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very cute joke, lol
2007-07-09 16:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋