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2007-07-09 07:59:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Well kids, Father Christmas used to live in the North Pole, but then it got very wet, so he and Mrs. Christmas and all the elves got into Noah's boat and sailed to Iceland ...

2007-07-09 08:00:17 · update #1

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im fixing him a room up in my basement,were gonna sell the elves to germany ,and the reindeer to the mexicans,and hide from the islamic fascist until god comes back for us, anything else you wanna know

2007-07-09 08:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by freakshow jones 1 · 1 0

Where in the bible, as the authoritative reference for Christianity, does it mention the existence of 'Father Christmas'? -- Nowhere...

So, being being a fictional character to a 'real Christian', 'Father Christmas' doesn't have to move because of global warming... It will always be cold and snowy in that little piece of imagination where he lives.

2007-07-09 15:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here I thought Father Christmas was not real.

2007-07-09 15:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Hekler 4 · 0 0

Alaska

2007-07-09 15:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by SwimBuddy 3 · 0 1

Hawaii

2007-07-09 15:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Lol... I don't believe in Father Christmas... I believe in God... an entirely different entity...

2007-07-10 01:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 0 0

is that a serious question? itll be weird enough for little kids to look in the religion section of answers.

2007-07-09 15:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by JerZ$80 3 · 1 0

I don't personally believe in Father Christmas, but I respect your beliefs and will not mock you.

2007-07-09 15:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Michigan!!!

2007-07-09 15:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by L 3 · 0 0

He's already set up a satellite office in Antarctica.

2007-07-09 15:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 1 2

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