A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."
2007-07-09 07:57:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive never heard that one before but i guessed it was her hand before i finished reading it!!!!
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
theres some more!
2007-07-09 08:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 09:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 08:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are funny . haha .
2007-07-09 08:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Spider Pig aka Tyrone Biggums 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I think I know this blond she is one of my daughters best friends.
2007-07-09 08:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a blond with a brain?
a cocker spaniel
2007-07-09 08:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it but still funny
2007-07-09 08:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SILLY BLONDES,BRAINS ARE FOR BRUNETTS!!!!
I ACTUALLY HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT:)
2007-07-09 12:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2007-07-09 08:02:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it. very funny!
2007-07-09 10:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Aan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋