The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.
Average Vote: 9.1 | Votes: 24 10987654321
2007-07-09 05:37:48 · 29 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Funny CATCH A FALLIN STAR..
2007-07-09 10:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dangerous----- Wow that was long
Safe--- Wasn't that just a little long
Safer---- I can see your point
Safest ----Here have some money and go buy some shoes and chocolate
The last line will almost always get you out of trouble lol
2007-07-09 06:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A distant relative of the fairer sex by all accounts.
The dammed. The excruciating referral of damaged effemination. The consistency of chocolate is it's allure. The lumps I don't know might as well be cancer cells being coughed up and spat out.
2007-07-09 09:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey , pritty funny especially considering I just ate some chocolate.
2007-07-09 06:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by wingedstrider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you here's a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolate
2007-07-09 05:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by llamedos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good advice and all the more reason for me to stay unattached.
2007-07-09 05:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Lol
2007-07-09 05:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol soooooooooo true and now i know where i go wrong thanks,Thornton's here i come,for that info have a star
2007-07-10 00:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by clark kent 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent advice Calamity.!!!
Will keep them in mind.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-09 08:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahah....*cough*..*cough*...bwahahahaha
2007-07-09 05:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Curious M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋