--Last week I was watching a T.V. evangelist, and suddenly I fell to the floor, started rolling around, began speaking some crazy language, and I've noticed that I haven't been able to tell the truth about anything since it happened.
Have I been saved?---Am I a believer?
2007-07-09 05:32:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That happens to me when my processor locks up
2007-07-09 05:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen Colbert 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
u can only be saved if u are sure of it urself and u have asked Jesus Christ to take control of ur life and be ur saviour...when u become a christian u will experience PEACE and ORDER in ur life whatever the circumstance...u will find it easier to obey God's law because the Holy Spirit will empower u....for example it will be easier to obey ' thou shall not lie' ....u will not start lying more than usual when u get saved......u probably had some kinda fit....get checked with ur Doc....also u might like to read matthew chapter 8 and verses 26- 40 u will see that the man who was possessed by demons, after being healed by Jesus and believing in Him as God, he was seated and clothed and in his right mind....not rolling about on the floor totally devoid of any control...no...he was lke that BEFORE he met Jesus...
2007-07-09 12:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lily Evans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're not a believer, you're a delusional, moronic idiot.
With that said, I'm not entirely surprised you became a compulsive liar after watching TV evangelists. What did you expect? They don't exactly make good role models, for, well, anything.
2007-07-09 12:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by calr_c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You havent been able to tell the truth about anything since it happened? Which means your lying now? Which means it didnt happen?
Or are you lying when you say "I havent been able to tell the truth about anything since it happened."?? So you ARE able to tell the truth about SOME things? So it may or may not have happened.
This is a tricky question. Im gonna call the bluff.
2007-07-09 12:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Menon R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like to me you are just making a mockery, Anyone that is born again will be able to tell the truth.
2007-07-09 12:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to be careful you don't Blaspheme the Holy Spirit.
I guarentee I would trust a true christian to tell the truth before any atheist or anti-christians.
Example:
your post.
2007-07-09 12:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you're lying because of iot happening, it could be bad. experiencing something like that doesn't make you a christian, its if you choose to believe it or not, and if you're on God's side or not. I hope you are, but its your choice my friend.
2007-07-09 12:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by marny 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think so. JESUS can save whom JESUS wills to save.
Come be a Catholic be among the LIVING.
-LOVE your neighbor as yourself.
Amen.
2007-07-09 12:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by jesusfreakstreet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You have a bad and terminal case of the stupid.
2007-07-09 12:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, you're probably just a bored skeptic.
2007-07-09 12:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by bornagain2003 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋