Do you have a funny story ?......something that has happened recently?

Answer 1

My mom my sister and I were riding home at one night and on the way we drove through a kind of bad neighborhood. My sister was driving and my mom was in the passenger seat. I told my sister, "Hey, if we see anybody standing around, lets yell out to them WAZZZUPP!" So my mom said "NO don't. Somebody might shoot. They might shoot!"

A minute later she started choking on something. I think her drink went down the wrong way but when was caughing, it made the same noise like WAZZZUPP and she was all out the window when she did it.

We laughed at her and said "Ma, whats the difference between us yelling WAZZZUPP out the window and you're making the same noise- or worse out the window? Talking about somebody might shoot! You're making the same noise!" We laughed at her so long about that and she just smiled and told us to shut up. Nobody shot at us THANK GOD lol

Answer 2

I have two--these keep happening so frequently, I want to write up my workplace as a sitcom treatment!

1. A girl (recent high school graduate) wearing ALMOST NO CLOTHES (think Daisy Dukes and a bra) shows up for tutoring at an automotive school, where five tattooed men are attempting to learn fractions. Not just the divisor got flipped for at least a half hour!

2. I'm helping a young man with long division. I say, "What's 3 x 6, can you help me out?" He whips out his CELLPHONE to calculate it! (The test he's preparing for doesn't allow calculators, and of COURSE I know what 3 x 6 is!)

Maybe you had to be there, but both these situations had me cracking up for hours!

Answer 3

I had a hilarious conversation last Tuesday night, the funny part of it is it could have been perfectly innocent (which I originally thought) or it could have been reeking of sexual innuendo and I had no clue (looking back, that's probably the case). It may or may not be appropriate to write here (still trying to figure that one out) but I find the situation extremely funny and I have been cracking up my friends by retelling it this past week!

For a girl who pretends to be so world wise, I can be pretty dang naïve when talking to guys.

Answer 4

Yes. It was about a month or so ago. Some people might remember it because I told it on here before. I was on my way to work(well I was trying toget to work) I was in my car in my garage. The garage door was still down. So I hit the button. Well I ususally look in my mirror before backing out. But I didn't that time. And you can just guess. I backed right into the door. I mean I totally demolished it! Door was off the track and busted up and totally not fixable. So I called my husband and didn't even know what to say. I told him that he was going to be really mad at me......and told him what happened. Well, he said we needed a new one anyway. So now every time we come home he says look our garage door automatically goes up as soon as we start up the drive way(we still don't have one) and we don't even have to push a button. So I know that God deffinitely has a sense of humor

Answer 5

I have a cute story that happened over lunch with my 2 yr old daughter and 3 yr old niece. My niece told us that she saw Ratatouille (Sp?) this weekend and my daughter said her own version of this. Well, what was so cute is that the 3 yr old corrected the two year old and said, "That's not how you say it. It's Rat's patutie" just as serious as she could. I hope this wasn't one of those YOU had to be there moments.

Answer 6

it was about two years a go so not really recent but i had been out at a club with my friends and was bit drunk i then went back to my boyfriends house sneaked up the stairs and jumped on what i thourgt was my boyfriend it was dark i stared wispering sweet nothings and then snogged his face off only to start thinking this was not the way my fella kisses i turned the side lamp on only to find my boyfriends best mate lay in are bed drunk arrrrrrrr i ran downstairs to find my boyfriend sat on the sofa he thought it was funny never again not that funny really but it was to us!

Answer 7

yea! lol
I was in class & my tummy started makin' funny sounds.. as if I was farting!! I tried to move abit to make it stop! but it didn't .. n'it continued for a good 30seconds!! & what makes matters worse is that the student next to me noticed!!

Answer 8

Well this happened in May, but is still kinda funny. My friends, Amanda and Paul and I were at the Krispy Kreme getting some coffee, just talking and chatting. We were all wearing all black, the typical "Goth" crowd type people. Anyways, Paul sees some people and he just BARKS at them, like a dog! The guy looked like he was about to pee in his pants, it was funny, well at least to us three! But hope you get a little chuckle out of it. Want more, I got tons about my cats and their antics.

Answer 9

I do have a funny story about what might have happened in the crusades...
The Christians came to the Holy Land, drew their swords and told the Muslims We kill you in the name of Jesus, for he is the messiah in our religion.
The Muslims look up, draw their swords and reply, No we kill YOU in the name of Jesus, for he is a prophet in our religion.
The Christians pause, and reply, Then we kill you for your dark skin, for Jesus was a white man from Oxford.
And the Muslims, laugh, no he wasn't! He was a dark-skinned man such as we.
The Christians regroup and say, Look, we've come all this way...

Answer 10

The last 2 times i went to the movies, were pretty funny.

First time there was some big black guy sitting in front of us with one of those bluetooth cell phones in his ear, the damn thing was blinking this blue light the whole movie, I about lost it but I didn't feel like getting shot.

The second time some ****** brought a baby into the theater! It was crying the whole time and the ushers didn't kick him out.

HILARIOUS!!!