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Two morons were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The one with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and the other said, anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

2007-07-09 05:03:24 · 22 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Some people like to do things properly no matter what the circumstance.
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2007-07-09 10:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1 0

The poor morons I hope they get their door unlocked before the car interior is ruined...............just kidding, awesome joke!!!

2007-07-09 05:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by fox_71498 3 · 0 0

that was great and now here is some advice never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a chapel

2007-07-09 05:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's 2 irishmen, funny all the same.

2007-07-09 05:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by pubmanpub 2 · 0 0

How the hell did these guys get a mercedes.

2007-07-09 05:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok 2 points

2007-07-09 06:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by sugar_lumpkin84 2 · 0 0

That was really good. Another day of good jokes from you eh!!!

2007-07-09 05:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounds about right

2007-07-09 05:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that reminds me of my ex and his friend. shame he couldn't drive though

2007-07-09 05:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by sam s 1 · 0 0

lol i liked that one

2007-07-09 07:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by DAVID H 3 · 0 0

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