Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
so they can find their way back to the house
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One, men will screw anything
What has eight arms and an iq of 60?
four men watching the footie
strolling along the beach, a man found a magic lamp and rubbed it vigorously. as he hoped, a genie emerged and immediately granted him one wish.
the man said, 'l want to be hard all the time and get all the *** l want
and POOF, he turned into a toilet seat
Why cant men get mad cow desease?
because they're all pigs
How are men like noodles?
they're always in hot water,they lack taste and they need dough
A man parked his car in the supermarket car-park and was walking past an empty trolley when he heard a woman ask. excuse me, did you want that trolley?
no re replied, lm only after one thing
huh she muttered ,'typical man.'
What's the one thing that keeps men out of collage?
High school
2007-07-09 04:49:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am laughing out loud but am hiding behind the sofa waiting for a battle of the sexes........
2007-07-09 04:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOO I LOVED THIS ONE ITS THE BEST ONE
strolling along the beach, a man found a magic lamp and rubbed it vigorously. as he hoped, a genie emerged and immediately granted him one wish.
the man said, 'l want to be hard all the time and get all the *** l want
and POOF, he turned into a toilet seat
2007-07-09 05:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, I was trying to come up with some men jokes, yours are definitely good
2007-07-09 04:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by fox_71498 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are a number of adult males accessible like that, you purely could be finding interior the incorrect places or finding for the incorrect adult males. you will stumble on a guy who thinks you're suited reguardless of the failings you will be able to think of you have.
2016-10-20 10:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by finkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes. they are clean compared to the ones i think of. or was that just the men i know. lol. if i remember i will tell you.
2007-07-09 05:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by sam s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boys are not all the best not even the girls were all even
great joke 10/10
2007-07-09 04:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You creep!
nice ones though, just about sums up the male existance.
2007-07-09 05:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya ya very funny and very clever...but who's side are u on nywayz???I do presume u are a man!!!!So cut the men jokes pal!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-09 05:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones Alan.!!!
10/10.!!!
Some of them had me in stiches ha ha.!!!
Keep them coming.!!!
2007-07-09 08:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-07-09 05:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by ~Ramd 5wa99Arific~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋