im not racist, but heres a mexican joke......
a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are all stuck in hell. The devil tells them that who ever comes up with the best answer will be allowed to go to heaven.
So the devil says: "use the words yellow, green and pink in a sentence."
The white guy says " yellow, green and pink are my favorite colors"
the devil says thats no good and burns him in flames.
So then the black guy says " I hate yellow, green and pink"
the devil says its not original and burns him in flames.
Finally the mexican goes up and says
"When i hear the yellow phone go green green i pink it up and say yellow?"
guess who went to heaven!?!?!?!?
2007-07-09 04:31:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dats hella funny ^_^
2007-07-09 05:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by secretrainbow89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't Mexican's grill?
Cause the beans fall through the grates.
What is the best gift for a Mexican wedding?
Shoes for a two year old.
(The wedding joke is from Ralphie May if you want more of the same)
2007-07-09 04:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHA IM MEXICAN AND HEARD IT B4 BUT FINE STAR 4 U !
2007-07-09 06:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-09 05:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-09 04:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4
2007-07-09 04:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Adri ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-07-09 04:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by yook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-09 07:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
2007-07-09 05:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*****
2007-07-12 06:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by kpotopsky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋