Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday"
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame..what a disappointment. " The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday
was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
2007-07-09 04:30:36 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ Adri ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious
2007-07-09 04:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, star 4 u
2007-07-09 04:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gracious.
2007-07-09 04:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by Aditya 8302 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya I get gifts like that 2 but for the ladies
2007-07-09 05:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this before but im just giving you a star because you're my sister. give me best answer or i'll never let you wear any of my clothes ever again.
2007-07-09 05:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think of that's humorous, yet am getting very frightened approximately what form of human beings stay in this international! lol.....possibly whilst they have been handing out brains, they have been out taking part in ball! (in the event that they did no longer harm themselves with the ball).....
2016-10-01 05:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats funny right there.
2007-07-09 04:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by Devan! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAH LOL IM IN STICHES !!!!!!1
THEY WERE ALL GAY HAHAHAHH LOL
STAR 4 U!
2007-07-09 06:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was hilarious, you get a star
2007-07-09 04:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, I hate smug people, love to see them cut down to size, does ones heart good!
2007-07-09 05:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by kittykatts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh wow
that is amazinggg
2007-07-09 04:35:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋