Sure Fire Ways To Know You're A Woman.?

Question

1. Whine

2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.

3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.

4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

5. Whine.

6. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to
sleep, it's because he is lazy.

7. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.

8. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.

9. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc. These are required
gifts proving his love.

10. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all of the stress of your life.

11. Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your boyfriend
must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed
immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.

12. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about
doing anything other than catering to your needs.

I haven't had a drink in months and I'm happily married, this is how I know these are true.

Answer 1

HAHA very true in most cases. You forgot one- dress like a skank but don't want to be treated as one.

Answer 2

I think u forget to write some things-
1) Still men cant live without women.
2) Women is the one which make life heaven.
3) She is the one who make house a home.
4) She is the one because of which u r on this earth.
5) She is the one because of which u r leading a comfortable life when u come home.
6) The world cant go for 1 sec without a women.
7) She is the one which make ur life worth living.
8) In short she is the essence of life

Answer 3

There is truth to SOME to what you're saying. I would explain myself further, except that I have to go chase after our 3 kids. I have to keep them from killing each other over lego blocks. I have to clean up their messes. I have to clean up after my husband's messes. I have to go mow the lawn. I have to cook the food. I have to do the laundry. I have to go to the grocery. My list is never-ending...my list is completed by me all with 3 kids tagging along behind me....and all while my husband sits at his desk, in front of his computer, in his air-conditioned office at work.

So, if at the end of the day I want a 10-minute nap, then too bad...I have kids to watch, etc. If at the end of the day my husband wants a 2-hour nap, then so be it. Who are we to stop him?

Answer 4

lol amen brother
all right come on now ladies you know at least half to 3/4 of these are true.

They may not be true for you but you know someone that it is true for.

Answer 5

That's funny, hahahaha, and so true! But don't lie, you know you are all lazy and we wouldn't have to whine if you guys weren't lazy.

Answer 6

Somebody's had bad experiences with his wife/girlfriend O_O

And btw, those are true for about 2% of women.

Answer 7

Where is the list for Men? We have some bad qualities too.

Answer 8

um..... or you could take a trip down south in her pants. I think thats a faster way. boobs are usually a big symptom too.

Answer 9

Absolutely NONE of these are true. Okay, so maybe one....or two..... Okay, all of them are true, but there are good reasons for ALL of them.

Answer 10

im so sorry she hurt you so bad... there are women out there that do not play those games. good luck finding one