A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2007-07-09 03:19:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny! But I bet that his elbow is the hardest thing on his body! ha ha!
~Candice~
2007-07-09 03:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Candice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one...and disregard Jacob, as he has way too much time on his hands to research all of YA before posting a joke.
2007-07-09 11:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Have a star!
Hey! Which hotel? ; )
2007-07-09 18:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao star
2007-07-09 11:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by CNJ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but goody.
2007-07-09 10:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by ncbrave25 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
eeeeew and he went and dissapointed another woman.
2007-07-09 10:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a great one!
2007-07-09 11:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A DIRTY,DIRTY GIRL-LOL
2007-07-09 11:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GREAT ONE. HAVE A STAR
2007-07-09 10:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by JBaylus20 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol. nice one mate.
2007-07-09 10:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kesh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋