a man travelling by plane in urgent need of mens room is nervously tapping his foot on floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. stewardess aware of his predicument suggests he uses ladies instead, but cautions him against using any of the buttons inside marked WW,WA,PP & ATR. Making the mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says he tries them anyway. He pressed the button marked WW and immediately warm water sprayed his bum. He thought wow women really have it made. He pressed the button WA and a gentle breeze dried his hind quarters. He pressed PP and a powder puff applied soft talc to his rear. He couldnt resist the button marked ATR. When he woke up in hospital he buzzed for the nurse. He cried "what happened to me" the last thing i remember i was in the ladies room on a buisiness trip, the nurse replied, you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.
2007-07-09 02:48:26 · 13 answers · asked by panda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO
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2007-07-09 03:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Have a star - heck have 2 - I'll get my hubby to star it too!
2007-07-09 03:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!!! that is a great next time that guy knows not to push all the buttons
2007-07-09 04:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a sad thing. Losing pe*** is not such a good idea
2007-07-09 03:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me laugh. Guess he will be listening to what women tell him in future!!
:-)))
2007-07-09 03:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice one mate. you desrve a star from me.
2007-07-09 04:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have the time to read all that
2007-07-09 03:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by steffie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol I love this joke!!!
2007-07-09 04:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrific--do you know my husband?
2007-07-09 03:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2007-07-09 04:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋