Do you sometimes catch yourself pushing really hard, shouting for a bit and sometimes taking a breather before pushing again?
Okay, ladies – I do appreciate the subtle differences in our unique product versus a human life. Yes I see that the toilet experience will not result in comparing which parent it looks like (although some ladies might) or registering the little critter into a nursery but there must be a similar sense of accomplishment and a certain rippling feeling of pride.
Is it like giving birth in some small way?
2007-07-09 02:41:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
What?? Giving birth is WAY MORE painful than being constipated. I don't get your question!
2007-07-09 03:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Kasey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first factor: what the heck have you ever been eating???? you go with greater fiber on your nutrition regimen. 2d factor: take some ex-lax or milk of magnesia, while you're constipated you is truly no longer after the two of those. third factor: i'm getting the sensation you're able to nicely be a guy so how the heck might you realize what giving delivery sounds like??
2016-10-20 09:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by matchett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooway pal!
Giving birth is not desimilar to sitting on the Effiel Tower .....and swivelling!
Or passing a large melon through a plug hole?
2007-07-09 02:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Imagine that when you go to the loo you pass something like a melon after around 12 hours of pushing- well its like that.
2007-07-09 03:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jackie M 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
depends on how many btls of buckfast tonic wine u have drank the night before.............and of corse dnt forget the king garlic nan kebeb....... in this case i would prefer to give birth to a baby elephant so in some ways you might be right that childbirth is in some strange like going for a big hairy,smelly. jaggy jobby!!!!!
2007-07-09 02:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
erm!
i would have to say no, having a number two is nothing like having a baby, unless you scream at your partner when you have a poo.
2007-07-09 02:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by loulou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, try pushing a watermelon out of your urethra and you might understand what it feels like.
The pride after is there, along with the feeling of being pulled, poked, proded and thats just the physical exams by the midwifes, the labour is like the worst stomach ache you can imagine x100, and the actual pushing is like being ripped inside out, then its all over and you hols your baby in your arms, and you know it was worth every single pain, and we do it all again with our next child.
2007-07-09 02:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by 2plus3 3 · 11⤊ 3⤋
Ever had constipation? - Multiply that by 10 million.
2007-07-09 02:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jewel 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
what a crap question i think i will PASS on this one anyway i need to run to the loo to give birth.
2007-07-09 03:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ice queen 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
When you pass a watermelon out of your @sshole, you'll understand.
2007-07-09 02:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 13⤊ 0⤋