2007-07-09 01:03:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ANYTHING He asks.
However, i'd like to take a moment to renounce ALL of these hypocritical self-righteous zealots who answer your questions in a very NEGATIVE way. First off it isn't very Christian of them to call ANYONE but themselves stupid or dumb. Those folks ought to take their holy thumbs out of their asses and use them to thumb through the good-book. There's a little somethin' somethin' in there about 'not judging, lest THEY be judged'. These people are the reason that i stopped coming here during the day, and only haunted this place at night. They need to grow up, practice whatever bastard interpretation of religion that they purport to, and save it for Sunday school. And yes, geniouses, i know what my avatar is AND i know what my user-name is. Those people will NEVER be ready to understand something that doesn't fit into a nice shiny Jesus box. Damn you, hypocrits!
2007-07-09 01:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Evil Devil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a fight between Satan and Jesus 2000 years ago. Satan thought he'd won when Jesus died only to find out he'd lost far worse than he could have imagined. Jesus and Satan will fight again but this time it will be Satan’s death that results. If Jesus was losing, I hope I would do whatever it took to help him win, but that might just be my ego talking.
2007-07-09 01:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie...satan is terrified of Jesus and God Almighty.
So knowing what Jesus could do to this world, the entire solar system with a single thought or blink...I would grab a broom and a dust pan, get a front row seat and wait to sweep up what little remained of satan after Jesus got through with him.
2007-07-09 01:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you;ll fogive my high horse, if you knew YAHWEH & HIS SON YAHSHUA MESSIAH, you'ld realize that satan & jesus are on the same side. This is all apart of the great deception. What's in a name? The Power! The Authority! The Truh! The Way! If you were on a shooting range & someone set up a dummy target for you to aim at, wouldn't you need the information as to which target should be identified as the right one in order to not shoot at the wrong one; even knowing your life may depend upon your hitting the target!
2007-07-09 03:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus never loses, Did you know when Jesus was tempted by satan, that satan offer him all the kingdoms of this world, Jesus never fell for satan's trick. he over came satan there on the cross.
2007-07-09 01:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is one of the most stupiest questions I have heard on here. Jesus has defeted satan by his sacrefice on the cross for all mankind. The serpents head has been crushed. And when Jesus returns agian satan will be locked up for 1000 years in the deepest part of the pit, until he is release for a season, then he will be thown into the lake of fire along with his demons. And that will be the end of him. God knows the end fromt he begining after all he created everthing. Jesus is more powerful that satan.Jesus could cast satan now into the lake of fire if he wanted to, but it is not time yet, everything has to go along with God's plan. Sop what you asked was really not worth anwering. but I did to show you how stupid your quesiton was.
2007-07-09 01:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by just me 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My dear there will be a fight between the two and if you believe the bible then fair Lucifer has no chance. I DON'T andI'll back the fallen angels for having stood for free will rather than meek submission anyway. If Jesus is losing I'll stand by and Cheer, If he's winning then I'll proudly fight beside his foes!
2007-07-09 01:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by Aine G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing because according to the Bible Jesus is Gods son so he should not need any ones help to win.
2007-07-09 01:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Heather P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well i am a full-Blown Christian and The devil lost his battle from jesus a long time ago (when jesus rose from the dead)
BUT to answer your question i'd give him an encouraging word and faith lol??
2007-07-09 01:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would do the combination of keypad buttons that allow Jesus do do his special attack "the bible skull crusher". Because since both of those you mentioned are the figments of ones imagination the only way they could possibly fight is in the fanciful world of video games.
2007-07-09 01:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋