Leroy was spotted driving along the highway at steady speed,when he suddenly indicated right and pulled off onto the shoulder.He quickly jumped out of the car and opend the trunk.From a large bag,he produced a party hat,streamers,a bottle of lemonade,he launched into a little Irish jig.
The whole proceeding lasted about fifteen minutes,after which he got back in his car and drove off.
Curious,the police fullowed him at a distance and half an hour later,they saw him stop and repeat the whole procedure.This was too much for the officers,so they decided to check him out.
"Can we ask you the reason for all the shops and the food,drink and Irish jigs?" one of the officers asked.
"Well,sir,"explained Leroy,"I'm on the company's outin!."
"But you're the only one here,"argued the officer.
"Yeah,I know," replied Leroy."I'm self-employed!"
2007-07-08 23:39:45 · 9 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
start the day off with a bang
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2007-07-09 02:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but he can't get drunk in case he needs a ride home...
:)
2007-07-09 09:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long spiel for a small joke!
2007-07-09 07:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by paul4july 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great- i was laughing even before i got to the punchline.
Picturing it my head !!xx :-)
2007-07-09 06:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, at least there is no boss to suck up to!
2007-07-09 11:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool jane
2007-07-09 07:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus you got the saw dorf
2007-07-09 06:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...have a star :)
2007-07-09 06:44:35 · answer #8 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah good one :)))
2007-07-09 06:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋