Our church of the invisable pink flying unicorn that rests on the rings of saturn and occasionally visits Earth in order to molest catholic priests is constantly being mocked by christians! Have any christians out there a shread of decency? Are there any among you who are respectable enough to aknowledge those whose faith is different to their own? Or are you all just conformists who obey a percieved authortiy figure without question?
2007-07-08 23:03:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Whoa! Slow down there Rock, you'll take someone's eye out with all that bulls*t you're waving around the place!
2007-07-08 23:08:57 · update #1
DeathsToy, you offering yourself?
2007-07-08 23:12:19 · update #2
Sounds like you just need a new boyfriend to clear your pipes.
2007-07-08 23:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by DeathsToy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blessed Be Her Hallowed Hooves... I shalt bringeth Her a Multitude of peanuts On My Next Visit. ... Do *NOT* Let the Xian Hoard Sway You In Your Holy Duty To Her!
( A 100% good, kind, steadfast, confirmed, devout, committed, militant, fundamentalist, ultra-tolerant, rabid, logical, rational, empirical, *non-denominational* born-again strong IPUer, forever and ever and ever and ever.)
[Xians! . It's Not 'Mocking' - The IPU & the Mighty FSM are to make you *THINK* -- There's *equal evidence* to any 'God'.]
2007-07-09 06:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Christians are far from being conformists in any sense of the word and they obey no auhority figures, especially Jesus. They cherry pick what parts of the bible they like and translate them the way it suits them at any given moment.
2007-07-09 06:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by single eye 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My head is spinning.
First, you tell Christians not to make fun of your "church," and then you mock Christianity.
I don't hate anyone, and I don't make fun of anyone's beliefs.
Way to perpetuate the hate in here.
If you think yourself better than all Christians, that's fine. But maybe you should consider actually trying to BE better.
2007-07-09 06:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought you were the guy trying to get people to turn from the horrible religion of Atheism, but I can't remember what you wanted them to convert to.
Very good question there. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
2007-07-09 06:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gnostic♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is there someone other than yourself that believes in this church? you are either on acid or you are being ignorant and distorting things to make a simplistic point that for most holds no ground.
2007-07-09 06:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by fenian1916 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you know they are Christians making fun of your church? As if I would tell you what denomination I belong to if I criticise your church. Sounds like you don't like Christians to me.
2007-07-09 06:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know. My religion is the same.
http://www.venganza.org/
Always persecuted by those who fail to understand that his noodly appendage is with us always.
Ramen.
2007-07-09 06:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by p37ry 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should get your followers to smite those of opposing religions?
2007-07-09 06:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get real, your just mocking Christians.
Grow up !!!!
2007-07-09 06:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by rklee0122 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋