3 guys (rich,poor and a miser) went to have a beer. Before they started drinking , a fly fell in each's beer. The rich threw away the beer and got a new one. The poor picked the fly, threw it away, then drank. The miser picked the fly and said "U ****** fly, spit out what u have drank !" :D
Dont be harsh on me guys, this is my first joke here :)
2007-07-08 20:23:57 · 18 answers · asked by Jasmine 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kiss_kriss_xo
A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts.
2007-07-08 20:30:02 · update #1
:p nice one awesome joke
2007-07-08 20:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am poor and I would never drink or eat anything with a fly in it. But good joke.
2007-07-09 03:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!!!
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2007-07-09 03:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The miser was kind to the fly...I would have squeezed it for all its worth! LOL!!!
2007-07-09 03:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol..funny..but I think it wasn't rich, poor and miser it was amarecan, egyptian, and israilian.
2007-07-09 04:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1st joke. Keep them coming. Remember, no matter what we think of your jokes, there's always someone who appreciates them.
2007-07-09 04:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was poor. you should slap yourself in the face with a rubber chicken till you black out. wake up and stick your head inside a gas oven and inhale as hard as you can. one of my favorite past times
2007-07-09 03:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by natalie_rose78 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good for a first timer... Though joke is prutty ol.
But, keep it rolling.
2007-07-09 03:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im sorry, but I dont get it.. I dont know what a miser is... otherwise I probably find it funnier... sorry
2007-07-09 03:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss_Kris_xo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was pretty funny and made sense to me!
2007-07-09 05:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋