The poor girl. She broke wind in her sleep, and you refused to sleep with her? My goodness, what a prude! Or are you saying that you never break wind? Are you so perfect? Or is it just that you place extremely unreasonable expectations on her and "punish" her when she fails?
Grow up!
2007-07-08 19:51:40
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answered by Barb Outhere 7
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I personally don't think it's funny when anyone farts on purpose..kind of gross, actually. But, I definitely think it's funny when it's an accident (like in your sleep) because it just means the person is human and adorably imperfect..like the rest of us! The refusing to sleep with your girlfriend..that is your own issue, not hers. Don't dump it on her.
By the way, I have to ask..did this really happen, or are you having a little fun with a "Sex and the City" episode? (Carrie accidentally farted in front of Big and she was mortified. She also thought it totally turned him off to her.)
2007-07-08 20:15:55
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answered by arianna 3
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It's natural to fart. Or else, you'll get stomach ache I think it's kinda unfair for you not to see your girlfriend for a week because she farted in her sleep. It ok to fart, but of course not in public sooner or later when you get married, you wife will do that. Inevitably. And you're not an exception. So...chill out!!!
2007-07-08 19:51:16
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answered by ren 1
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its normal to fart...but I would agree its a total turnoff. I dont find it funny so its not all chicks
2007-07-08 19:49:40
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answered by Kat Von D 2
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Its normal big deal people fart all the time u probably fart in front of her maybe and im sure when she farted she said ''excuse me,'' my god dont be uptight 4real.
2007-07-08 20:41:33
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answered by KERRI AKA KNIGHT RIDER GIRL RWF4 5
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Well, mabey you should just dump her because your too uptight and closly minded. You fart too. It's only natural. Seriously you do the same. You are sexist because you only think men can do some things!
2007-07-08 19:50:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Its a natural act and for you to be that f u c k e d to no sleep for a week with her is not to impressive. are you saying you have never passed gas. what if she burped would you not kiss her for a month.
Why fart and wast it when you can burp and tast it.
2007-07-08 19:52:06
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answered by curious6710 4
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It is not funny for a girl to fart -- it is heavenly and a turnon!!!!
If you can't handle her farting in bed, then she needs to dump you for a REAL MAN!!
2007-07-09 10:45:31
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answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4
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yea and u dont???
ur girl needs to dump u for someone that will accept her and her imperfections.
what if you fart in public... wuld u want ur girl not to want to go with you in public for a week??
2007-07-12 06:54:31
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answered by tha last don 5
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u r so sexist.i mean u do it 2......it is funny and don't ack like u don't laugh when u fart.............its natural...girls can fart 2...i think u r so stupid.u need 2 get over it dude.
2007-07-08 19:57:15
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answered by Anonymous
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