I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Woolworths
and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
2007-07-08 19:43:49 · 5 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was
because I'd been sitting in the street licking my "nick nacks" and a car
hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
S****d woman……. why else would I buy dog food??
2007-07-08 19:46:09 · update #1
If you heard it before it wasn't from me.
2007-07-08 19:59:33 · update #2
yes i would
2007-07-08 20:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I am dying here. That is hilarious. Here is a star for you.
2007-07-08 20:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes heard that before from you to i think but its very funny lol :)
2007-07-08 19:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is hilarious
2007-07-08 20:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-08 20:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋