(a question i just answered reminded me)
anyway, if you haven't heard about him yet, he walks up and down the street next to the walmart here wearing a sandwich board with misspelled scripture on it that also says god came to him in a dream and told him to preach through the dummy.
he drives around in a camper covered in misspelled scripture. (and i suspect he lives in it too)
he prefers walmart but i've seen him at mcdonald's a couple of times too.
anyway, i haven't seen him around in a while. do you think he was raptured?
2007-07-08 17:42:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
squirt: maybe he travels the country.
it's only been a couple of months since i saw him.
2007-07-08 17:46:52 · update #1
ya know what's really funny--until you get up close, it looks like he's carrying around a baby
2007-07-08 17:47:43 · update #2
Perhaps he moved here and is living in a beat up pontiac bonneville with "Jesus dies for us" scrawled across the hood in blood red puff paint along with a really badly drawn cross--no sign of the dummy though
2007-07-08 17:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen the same guy. It's been a few years back. Raptured? Do you mean him or the dummy?
2007-07-09 00:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG GOD came to ME in a dream too and told me to answer 1000 messages and I will got to heaven...ok only 8650 to go...
2007-07-09 00:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tabitha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he moved to Burger King
2007-07-09 00:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sneaky Shoelace 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You honestly want me to believe there is a Fundamentalist Christian on the loose who can't spell. I'm not falling for it.
2007-07-09 00:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He has a REALLY weird sense of humor?
Or is God just trying to get your attention and figured it takes a loony to get you to sit up and take notice?
2007-07-09 00:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Lizzard 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
funny
2007-07-09 00:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WE CAN ONLY PRAY...that happened...
2007-07-09 00:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋