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A Sign of relief for Blond women.

A blond man comes home from work and hears his wife yelling. He runs up the stairs and finds her in bed naked; the blond asks his wife what's wrong.

She says she's having a heart attack. He runs downstairs to call 911 where he finds his 5 year old son.

The boy cries, "Daddy, uncle's in the closet naked!"

So the dolt runs back upstairs and opens the closet and sure enough there was his brother naked in his closet.

"I can't believe it!" he yells, "My wife has an emergency and you're running around scaring the kids!"

2007-07-08 15:22:19 · 11 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Spot on! Nice that it's a blonde guy instead of a girl.

2007-07-08 17:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not often it's a blonde guy. Funny.

2007-07-08 15:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by Shauna 3 · 1 0

i didnt know blonde man were slow too. lol

2007-07-08 15:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0 0

i think a star would make up for all the laughter you have brought to me. enjoy

2007-07-08 20:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Hayden Z 2 · 0 0

funny

2007-07-08 15:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥KeLsEy♥ 4 · 0 0

That was great lol

2007-07-08 15:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by JacquelynMarie 2 · 0 0

that just shows that they're the same specie.

2007-07-08 15:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by beautyalarm 2 · 0 0

lol yeah I thin my hubby would just beat his @$$

2007-07-08 19:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha...nice that it's a guy

2007-07-08 15:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany 2 · 0 0

wow!! i loved ur joke do another!!!!!!! here's a *

2007-07-08 15:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 0 0

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