Does anyone have any church bloopers that you would like to share? I have a few which I will list below...
-- Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
-- Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
-- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
-- Thursday night potluck supper - Prayer and Medication to
follow.
-- The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join them.
-- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
2007-07-08 14:51:44 · 9 answers · asked by The Raven † 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My daughter did not hear "Take and eat, take and eat" quite the way the songwriter wrote it.
Instead she belted, "Take the meat, take the meat!"
2007-07-08 15:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by evolver 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I read a great book years ago on spoonerisms, which comes from the Reverend William Archibald Spooner, who made a lot of these verbal slips.
Some of his classics include-
fighting a liar instead of lighting a fire
nosey little cook instead of cosy little nook
our queer old Dean instead of our dear old Queen
we'll have the hags flung out instead of we'll have the flags hung out
our shoving leopard instead of our loving shepherd
and my favorite
go help me sod instead of so help me God.
My favorite church sign blooper has to be
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The funniest sign on a school in Georgia was
Congradulations to our teacher of the year. It was up for over a week before anyone at the school noticed the misspelling.
2007-07-08 14:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What should have been a lesson on the Israelites wandering in the wilderness as they followed the pillar & pitched their tents actually turned into a lesson on how the Israelites were in the wilderness following the cloud & pinching their t i t s.
2007-07-08 15:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea, my pastor fell down the stairs that leads up to the stage. i couldn't help it. i laughed the whole time i was in church.
"-- Thursday night potluck supper - Prayer and Medication to
follow"....LOL...that's classic.
2007-07-08 14:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I once heard a young man who had been saved in a country church giving his testimony. He was accustomed to preachers punctuating every statement with "glory to God" or "hallelujah." As he was speaking of how God had saved him from a lifestyle of drug abuse he said "We used to have big bags full of drugs, hallelujah! We had the best dope in the county, glory to God!"
2007-07-08 15:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Religions say to pray for World Peace but so much conflict in the World is caused by religion.
2007-07-08 14:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
LOL. I don't have any to add to that - but it sure was fun reading it.
2007-07-08 14:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dawn 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
weight watchers will meet here next Wednesday: please use the wide double doors to the side.
2007-07-08 15:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehe
2007-07-08 14:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by ab 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋