what do you think of these jokes?

Question

I'm taking an art class and the nude model just quit.
because I like to finger paint.

There is nothing funny about dogs playing poker. There us nothing remotely cute about animals with gambling problems. If you look closely at those paintings, you can tell most of those dogs are playing with money they can't afford to lose. And sadder still, it takes seven of their dollars to make one of ours.

During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement .And wait for the kids to run by and try to kick them over.

These are my favorites
which one is your favorite?

The media is drawn to celebrities. We've even gotten to the point where we're interviewing models. What do we expect to learn from a model? " I put lipstick on my lips. I walk that way when they tell me. I go to the bathroom by Myself."

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't reall notice , except I have to leave the driveway doing sixty miles per hour.

I think I finally understand the Oscars. It's a chance for the movie industry to people how boring television is.

My husband gave me a neclace . It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid , but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Answer 1

During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement .And wait for the kids to run by and try to kick them over.

is my favorite... I will have to try that.~ star.

Answer 2

Rated from best to worst:
1) The Beach/Sancastles
2) Dogs Playing Poker
3) Art Class
4) The Median Strip

Answer 3

The beach castles Big Star 4 u

Answer 4

I like this one "During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement .And wait for the kids to run by and try to kick them over." I think that that is REALLY funny♥

Answer 5

I heard one differently from a sad but funny man:

There is nothing funny about Mexicans playing poker. There us nothing remotely cute about Mexicans with gambling problems. If you look closely at those paintings, you can tell most of those Mexicans are playing with money they can't afford to lose. And sadder still, it takes seven (thousand) of their dollars to make one of ours.

Answer 6

The one about painting is really funny. That's pretty funny though. But my favorite is the one about the sand castles. I remember getting my sand castles kicked over by mean kids on the beach and it would be so funny to see them hurt themselves when they were trying to make us mad.

Answer 7

hahaha i likes....star!
i like to finger paint also too!
and they dont have a gambling problem...they are just addicted to sitting in circles.and/or semi-circles
and i used to do the cement thing too, i still do, but i used to too.


why do i get the feeling that these are Mitch Hedberg jokes?

Answer 8

There all good except for the second one but my favorite is the last one!! thats hilarious

Answer 9

i liked them all enough to retell it, but the first one wasnt as good as the others, the dog currency part was funny and the beach one was very good

Answer 10

ha,ha, try painting yourself since the model quit. the dogs I dont know about, & y dont u add same fast sticking glue to yr sandcastles, more fun isnt it???