A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
2007-07-08 13:35:53 · 24 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I only give a star to people that tell funny jokes, and this one sure got a start from me!!!
Loved the joke!
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2007-07-08 19:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star 4 u
2007-07-08 17:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by "RED_FISH" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! So it's a Blond contest Eh? Theres a bernette and a blonde that are sisters and they need a bull for there ranch. The blonde drives her sister to the ranch and drives away. She has 600$ and the bull cost exactly 599$. She pays and she needs her sister to pick her up and she has no cellphone. She walkes to the telogram and the guy says 1$ for each word. She only has 1$. She thinks a lot and she made up her mind. She sayed "Tell my sister COMFORTBLE." . "How will the word comfortble make your sister come?" the guy asked. " My sister's blonde she will read it nice and slow. (COM-FOR-TA-BLE) And good joke. Star.
2016-05-17 05:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by keisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to give u 5 stars for that that is funny
2007-07-16 04:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Rita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, cute. I will have to share that one with my friend. She really loves blonde jokes. Haha not really but I tell them to her anyway. :D
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2007-07-15 20:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by muesky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that was funny the second tyme i read it cause the first tyme i ain't get it
2007-07-16 12:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by *Chocalate Drop* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny but a star for effort
2007-07-08 13:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by ~Russ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a blonde that dyed her hair brunnete?
false intellegance
i liked your joke
2007-07-09 10:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by braineater77-83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahha yup sounds like em
2007-07-15 19:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Didnt see that cuming....lol Thanks 4 the laugh. Have a star
2007-07-08 13:52:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋