Jim is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
Jim makes his three wishes and the genies diappear.
The next thing Jim knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet; he looks down and the floor is covered in £50 notes.
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are the two genies. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
As the genies walk off, one genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be well hung is beyond me.
2007-07-08 13:26:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS Is this a Prophecy of my future
2007-07-08 16:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last I knew the two genies turned up in KKK robes, and hung him from the tree. When they were leaving the words were "... I can't understand why he wanted to be hung like a ******".
The joke makes more sense that way, but the racism is not to many people's taste.
2007-07-09 04:01:36 · answer #2 · answered by Steve-Bob 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol yea ive learned that you shouldnt ask a genie to be well hung or as large as an elephant or extremely sensitive
2007-07-08 13:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a cleaned up version of a racist joke from the 1950's
2007-07-08 14:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by john m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just making sure, did Jim say for his third wish to be Will hung?cos if i m right then its pretty funny :D
2007-07-08 21:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by SiuTongChoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait till I tell my vicar he will be in hysterics (he loves this type of joke) and will hopefully be an acceptable apology for forgetting to do him a favour. Thanks for getting me out of trouble.
2007-07-08 23:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Keep submitting stuff like this.
2007-07-08 13:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one but still not bad.
2007-07-08 13:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by mrjts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it to be hung as in drunk??? lol
hahah hehehe star 4 u
2007-07-08 14:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one.!!!
Liked it so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-09 08:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋