3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".
2007-07-08 13:17:54 · 11 answers · asked by jellybean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if u like:)
2007-07-08 13:18:07 · update #1
lmfaoo.. madd funny
2007-07-08 13:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by nikol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor guy. but who cares that was funny! lmao...thanks 4 the laugh! Star 4 u =)
2007-07-08 17:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...star
2007-07-08 13:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by AndyL1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this before, but a long time ago. Its still funny, star for you.
2007-07-08 13:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by R52L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting Married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?" "Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
2007-07-08 13:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boho
to bad 4 him
2007-07-08 14:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-07-08 13:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by steaminhottatertot5678 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tats awsumm
2007-07-08 13:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by ILovehim<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww!!! the poor guy!!!
that's a good one!!! i like yours too beach saint!!!
2007-07-08 13:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol shame
2007-07-08 13:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋