If you could turn you ex into an item of clothing and wear it, what would it be ?

Question

what would you say to them as your wearing them ? ? ?

Answer 1

there's one I would turn into the soles of my shoes, so I could jump & stomp and say "take that"
then there's another one that I would turn into a locket and wear close to my heart, so I could say "no one else has ever touched my heart like you did"

Answer 2

First off I am really mad at my ex and plan on staying that way for a very long time. So I would turn him into a holey t shirt and then instead of wearing it, I'd toss it in the garbage for pick up tomorrow morning.

Answer 3

I would turn him into a pair of shoes and while I was wearing them I would say to them about the hours I'm gonna spend on walking.

Answer 4

I would NOT turn my ex into any clothing NOR wear it! Your EX is in the PAST TIME TO MOVE ON!

Answer 5

My ex would be a shoe and I would walk in the mud, dirt, and water puddles every chance I got. And I would say keep ya head up

Answer 6

If I didn't care about him anymore and I was mad at him, then a belt, so I could tighten it really tight--kind of like choking his little neck. :)jk

But, if I still liked him, I would wear a long necklace that grazed my "chest" and tell him that I miss him being close to your "heart".

Answer 7

i would turn them into shoes and then say "HA now u know how it feels like to be stepped on all over"

Answer 8

It would be a pair of shoes, so I could walk on them!

I would say, do you like it down there sucker?

Answer 9

The bottom on my shoe! I would say "how does it feel for me to walk all over you!" and I would say it alot.

Answer 10

I would turn him into a diaper and say " how does it feel to be pooped on?" lol