What do you think he would tell you?
2007-07-08 10:22:05 · 19 answers · asked by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some entertaining answers--I gave you all a thumbs up. Thank you
2007-07-08 10:40:49 · update #1
Q: Are you there?
A: ...............................
Reply: I guess not.
2007-07-08 10:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Q: why? why is my mother so cruel still, why did i have the family i did, and why have they hurt my so much, especaily when i have done nothing to them?
A: because that is the way they are, they pick on the easy/kind ones
at least that is what i try to keep telling myself
2007-07-08 10:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
G-d, my dear father, when/ how much of my student loan will I get in, and what kind peanutbutter should I use on my bread?
He will say (hopefully) You, my dear child, will receive the full amount you ask for, and you should use Jif...fry the bread and spread the yummy goodness on its being.
2007-07-08 10:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by Peanutbutter Goddess ~ PM! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the sun really a god in a flaming chariot riding across the sky?
2007-07-08 10:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dear God, is Led Zeppelin going to have a reunion tour or what?
2007-07-08 10:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why do people hate disbelieve in you so much.
Because they don't want to believe, with all that I have given them and the evidence is all around them, they just don't see it.
2007-07-08 10:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Cookyduster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him to turn down the heat. He's piss on me, cause that's the kind of god man created.
2007-07-08 10:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why is Bush still President?
A: Because enough hippies didn't vote
2007-07-08 10:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by caligirl916 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can you bring me another beer?
You don't want to hear the answer.
2007-07-08 10:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Where's the mayonaisse?
2007-07-08 10:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Will I ever stop hurting?
2007-07-08 10:26:10 · answer #11 · answered by mel s 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋