In days of old when knights were bold?

Question

and ladies weren't invented ,knights screwed holes in telegraph poles and they had to be contented..'

Answer 1

Crikey. We told this joke when I was a boy in the 1940's . How old a joke can you get. How about some of the old Max Miller gags. Met this girl coming the other way on a narrow bridge ,I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off. Talk about a bit of nostalgia..

Answer 2

In days of old When Knights were bold The Ladies chased the Men The Men, like fools took out their tools And chased them back again! In days of old When Knights were bold And toilets weren't invented They dropped their load along the road And went along contented!

Answer 3

Or
In days of old when knights were bold
And women weren't invented
They rubbed their d!cks between two bricks
And walked away contented

Answer 4

We used to say:

In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented
They made a hole
In the middle of the road
And sat there quite contented

Ah the innocent days of my childhood ... how times have changed (and not necessarily for the better).

Answer 5

The classic American version:
In days of old when knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented,
They left their load beside the road
And went on contented.

Answer 6

In days of old when knights were bold and rubbers weren't invented, they tied a sock around their c**k and babies were prevented.

Answer 7

lol lmao i heard that joke worded differently but i risk getting flagged so i wont say it.

Answer 8

Hah! That's a one!

Answer 9

and johnies werent invented they stuck their dick between two bricks and babies were prevented

Answer 10

Yes i heard that!!xx