"I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation."
— Jerry Falwell
2007-07-08 09:13:51 · 9 answers · asked by HawaiianBrian 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ms. Corona: play nice or you can't play at all.
2007-07-08 21:22:17 · update #1
Are you channeling him?
I thought he was dead.
2007-07-08 09:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gnostic♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the old days, like 100s of years ago, people thought you had strange dreams if you ate too close to bedtime. In the story A Christmas Carol, when Ebenezer Scrooge first sees the ghost of his old partner, Jacob Marley, he says 'You might be nothing more than an undigested bit of gristle.'
But Falwell was more of a politician than a minister, and everything he said must be taken with a grain of salt. It's interesting he said 'most', suggesting that there were some ministers who really did hear God's voice.
2007-07-08 16:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, if God really has been talking to those ministers, God's sure gonna be ticked off at Jerry Falwell...
2007-07-08 16:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard Jerry Falwell once referred to as "the fifth teletubby, Bigotty Nitwit."
2007-07-08 16:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I never liked Jerry Falwell anyway; besides, he is dead.
2007-07-08 16:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big jerry is meat for the worms.......he left his mansion and large estate to his children, so they could also make millions by selling snake oil.
but it gets worse............
the Amish were resposible for starting the really dumb "break dancing craze". many children have been injured trying to spin on their heads.
Amish psycho rock bands often destroy their equipment on stage (wooden flutes being snapped in half, harps having their strings plucked, and worse)
The Amish drag race their wagons recklessly in public streets, often is heard the plaintiff wailing of Amish police sirens as their wagons trott briskly to catch teenage Amish hooligans.
rah rah rah......sys...poom..bahhh
shot him in the tukus for a bak..lah..vah
and other horrible phrases are shouted late in the evening by radical Amish dissidents.
The graffiti by Amish thugs is a problem now. Fortunately the white chalk marks are not to hard to paintover. Slanderous slogans like "hoochie mama" and "23 skidoo" are often an eyesore near the Amish post office and funeral home.
2007-07-08 16:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by captainamerica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, Jerry Falwell's dead. What does it matter?
2007-07-08 16:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nothing. If that's true, then Jerry must have owned stock in Papa John's.
2007-07-08 16:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently ole Jerry wasnt as close to God as he led everyone to believe.
2007-07-08 16:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋