Tell me what you think.....
I will choose the best answer
My thought is either that the chicken was a blonde
or the George Bush was standing next to him.....
2007-07-08 07:25:17 · 24 answers · asked by Tanner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to prove shes not a chicken
2007-07-08 08:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by Vi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that the chicken crossed the road to get away from
the big number of persons that ask this question day after day.
2007-07-08 09:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one time I actually seen this joke happen in action. The chicken was crossing the road to score with the hens. I am not kidding.
2007-07-08 07:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by gotagetaweigh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
depends on who u r: check out what certain celebs would say 2 this question!!!!:
bill clinton: "i did not cross the road w/ that chicken. exactly what is ur definition of cross?
sigmund freud: the fact that u would ask such a question deals w/ the early insecurity that stems from an unhealthy relationship w/ ur parents.
ur grandpa: when i was a kid, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. it just did and that was good enough for us.
cat: what chicken?
jessica simpson: i dunno. are you like talkin about tuna or chicken of the sea? because chicken are like in the sea and they can't like cross the road if they're in the ocean!?!?!
and i say that i think it just did.
is that funny!?!?!?!?!?!?!
2007-07-08 07:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by *sportygator* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To provide the missing link between dinosaurs and present day chickens. It was in the news last week with the discovery in China of a large winged dinosaur that is the genetic ancestor of our chicken.
2007-07-08 07:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by The Cythian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
2007-07-08 07:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Poison Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken was being chased by the thousands of people giving their own variations of this very old joke.
2007-07-08 07:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road so that some very lame people would laugh at it for no reason.
2007-07-08 07:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by I Pity You Fool ! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The house acrossed the street is where veg heads live..
The rooster was better looking.
Spurs make more nose on the pavement.
2007-07-08 07:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by Gerald 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a hard question...but i'm gonna have to say because it was one dumb as s chicken :)
2007-07-08 07:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Abby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋