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Surely they can't be expected to slave away for eternity without a decent benefit package.

2007-07-08 06:29:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

"They're in Heaven, that is their benefit package."

So Heaven is working for THE MAN for ever? Well I hope your current employer doesn't think like that.

You, the dense worker: Hey boss, when can I retire? Where's me benefits?
Boss: NEVER and NOWHERE. Working at ____ Corporation is benefit enough! BA HA HA HA HA...

2007-07-08 06:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

okay someone hasn't read the bible. angels are eternal beings and they have already have the benefit of living in Heaven and having everything they could ever want or need. also angels don't have a retirement age. think about it this way, how do you age when you have eternal life.

2007-07-08 13:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

To the girl called Donna F
666 hu hu hu~
funny.
first of all, newer bible translations say 666 wouldn't be the number written on the foreheads of the heidens.
166 or something not really care though.

to question starter
If you question this, means you either believe in them and disgrace them, or you are willing to win the crowd with your all so funny sarcasm.
+.+
lamer

2007-07-08 13:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Simon 2 · 0 0

all they have to do is fly around like birds and stand next to people while being invisible. sure wish I had that job.

I think that's a benefit package in itself.

2007-07-08 13:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by renamed 6 · 0 0

As there is no money in Heaven, nothing to buy, and all your needs and desires are provided for, there is no need to retire. Once an Angel, always an angel.....except in that one case.

2007-07-08 13:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 0

We have as much evidence to say that the retirement age is around the age of 900000000000000000000 as we do to say that God even exists.

My evidence is that I think that God likes to push em over the limit.

lol.

2007-07-08 15:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

666

2007-07-08 13:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

They're in Heaven, that is their benefit package.

2007-07-08 13:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

HA Ha Angels are not conditioned by time/space theway we are for they are pure spirit(not chemical)

2007-07-08 13:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by James O 7 · 0 0

They can choose to quit any time, but why would you want to be banished from God's presence?

2007-07-08 13:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 1 0

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