. . . who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.
To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."
2007-07-08 04:27:45 · 9 answers · asked by GayAtheist 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not in Glasgow, I'm in Costa Del Plymouth in Devon. Thanks for comments so far.Keep em coming!
2007-07-08 04:42:57 · update #1
good one lol
love your avatar! :)
2007-07-08 04:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the Lord and Savior of all those who have received Him into their heart/lives. Jesus also said that "not all of those who call upon My name will be saved". Just because someone calls them self a Christian, does not make them so. The bible says "by their works you will know them". Jesus also said "you must be wise as serpents but gentle as doves." And further states "judge not least you be judged". Let's combine all of these..... Believers are to live their lives as per the precepts of God, we are to be observant and weigh the behavior of other people and not be deceived by evil, we are to let the final judgment be God's. In no way does the bible insinuate that we are to keep our eyes closed and not judge what a person is... That is like some mental situation of being plain stupid. The don't tread on me crowd would be in reference to the GOP, but particularly the Tea Party. The core base of these groups are the Christians with morals and virtues. We do not cater to what ever tingle runs up our leg. When that tingle does run up a leg, we evaluate it to see if it's a Godly tingle, like wanting to have a night with the wife. If it's an ungodly tingle, then the proper course is to seek help. On the other side are the people who vote democrat. Homosexual marriages and abortion and other ungodly issues is clearly fronted as a war banner by the democrats. A vote for a democrat is casting their lot with spiritual darkness. So, it only stands to reason that God and His will would be manifested in the "don't tread on me" crowd. Although that crowd is in fact a secular crowd, it does not preach the gospel. It pursues governmental and personal responsibility in a Godly way. I hope I clarified things for you. .
2016-05-21 04:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that really did make me laugh out loud
well done
are you from Glasgow by any chance, the humour is very typical of here
2007-07-08 04:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus never called Mary "mother"
It's always "woman"
2007-07-08 04:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by witch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boooooooooooooo corny
mary was in sin all people were in sin except for Jesus
2007-07-08 04:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats one most memorable one man,
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2007-07-08 04:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, LMAO, that's a cracker!!!
2007-07-08 04:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is kinda funny lol.
2007-07-08 05:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T GET IT
2007-07-08 05:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋