Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.
2007-07-08 03:49:03 · 18 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
"Hey... have you two guys seen my goat out here?"
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"
"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."
2007-07-08 03:49:21 · update #1
I starred, but only because it was my goat and I had been wanting to get rid of it.
2007-07-08 04:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by billnzan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny yuo can have a star for that
though if i was them i would have probably went and jumped into the hole after the goat just to see if there was some crazy weird city down there with people with eight eyes and one leg...that was a stupid comment i should have never wrote that
2007-07-08 03:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-01 03:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by poland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one actually made me laugh. But I refuse to use cliche abbreviations like lol. I will give you a star though.
2007-07-08 03:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Solar Achievers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not funny. Sorry.
Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think that one of them would've seen it.
2007-07-08 03:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Tom S 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
it works for me but only if the the couple in the woods were blonde
2007-07-08 03:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute, I give ya a star!
2007-07-08 03:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by cece715 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, a bit long winded but funny
2007-07-08 04:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by Xzar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea that joke was lame. I didnt even smile.
2007-07-08 03:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_elf_220 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not so funny, but it ain't bad either. i guess i can give you a star.
2007-07-08 03:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by kristen_a 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋