a shepherd from montana's soft hills
was always looking for thrills
til a sheep he molested
loudly protested
and sent him the vetinary bills
said a president thought to give pecks
to areas other than necks
although its most sultry
it isn't adult'ry
im not even sure its sex
from the depths of the crypt at st giles
came a scream that resounded for miles
said the vicar, good gracious
has father ignatius
forgotten the bishop has piles
there was a young man from mauritius
who said that his last f*ck was delicious
but the next time l c*m
it'll be up your bum
cos that scab on your c*nt looks suspicious
l chase all the girls when lm spunky
a five-days-a-week sexual junkie
l tend not to stray
on tues or wednesday
on those nights l spank my own monkey
2007-07-08 01:29:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA.!!!
Funny ones Alan.!!!
2007-07-08 03:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady of Swabia
Who had quite spectacular labia;
When fully uncreased
They would cover at least
The best part of Saudi Arabia.
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose pr*ck was remarkably bent;
To save himself trouble
He put in it double
And instead of coming, he went.
A clumsy young fellow from Hyde
Fell into a sewer and died.
The next day his brother
Fell into another,
So now they're interred side by side.
To his bride said the lynx-eyed detective,
"My dear, is my eyesight defective?
Has your west tit the least bit
The best of your east tit,
Or is it a trick of perspective?"
2007-07-08 06:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a young vampire called mabel
whose periods were long and and unstable
on a a night of a full moon
with a rusty spoon
she'd drink herself under the table
2007-07-08 01:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there once was a man called Mark
who only came out after dark
he liked to watch
the old doggers crotch
in the busy car park
2007-07-08 01:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend billy had a 10 foot wil@y
he showed it to the neighbour next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now its only 5 foot 4.
2007-07-08 01:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some raised a smile others a groan.
But you still get your star.
2007-07-08 01:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that made me laugh was the spanking the monkey part. And not even that much, really.
2007-07-08 01:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-07-08 06:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by mommy of an angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star
2007-07-08 01:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by dollyk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not bad bro
2007-07-08 01:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by free the weed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋