1. Permanent marker is the way to go, you can draw any hairstyle you want, provided you're ok with that short look.
2. Also consider crazy-glueing dust bunnies to your bone-dome. This will help you achieve the "Larry" look (three stooges)
3. A slight variation on plan #2 where you shave your butt hair and relocate it to the top. Your butt hair will feel right at home on your head
4. Tattoo your hair
5. Two words... Roadkill Hat.
6. Get a gorgeous girlfriend, to divert attention fom your polished noggin when you're in public
7. Scalp a corpse
8. Grow a long enough beard and mustache to do a comb-over to your head
2007-07-08 03:12:08
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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You're bald and too cheap to buy a toupee.
Then doing an Elton John is out of the window.
If you want the same look find an old Davy Crocket hat and cut off the tail. its illegal to use a skinned cat which could be cheaper.
2007-07-08 01:45:41
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answered by Number 2 2
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One option is to wear hats! Personally I love men with bald heads. I will never know why they think they are less of a man without hair. There are a number of reasons men lose hair.
If your hair follicles are not damaged you can get hair replacement therapy. This is usually done by using hair you already have and replacing it into the scalp to cover bald spots. Hence... Hair Club For Men
You can also stimulate growth with hair tonics and growth aids. Massage and scalp manipulation are 2 methods to consider. Scalp steam and scalp vibrators promote growth and prevent excess hair loss. See your local barber to find out some procedures you can use to promote hair growth or ... you can still get that toupee....
2007-07-08 01:37:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say if your bald why bother with a toupee, We are all made different and any body who doesnt like the way you look doesn't have to look at you. As long as your comfortable with yourself thats what counts..good luck
2007-07-08 01:27:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Show of your bald head with pride - Patrick Stewart and the guy that plays the Mummy I think are really sexy.
2007-07-09 01:21:46
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answered by Grinning Football plinny younger 7
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Please don't buy a toupee, almost everyone ridicules a toupee wearer, but not to their face. I don't have a problem with a bald person, unless they are a woman. Actually, I shouldn't have a problem with that either, but...Being bald is a very natural thing, I wish that you would accept it/accept yourself.
2007-07-08 01:34:16
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answered by tama 2
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Bald is the new hair, most blokes are shaving it all off, and you should love who you are and not bother if you have hair or not. remember a lot of people would be just glad to have that as a problem.
2007-07-08 01:36:52
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answered by Crafty Cath 3
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Alot of men are bald, Dont worry about it. If its really bothering you though buy a hat
2007-07-08 01:28:26
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answered by Katie 5
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Get a decent polish - I'd advise you to get one with high SPF (just in case the sun comes out) as I am told having sunburn on your baldy bit is particularly painful!
2007-07-08 01:29:23
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answered by Hedge Witch 7
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bald is good hun a sign of masculinity toupees are a giggle xx
2007-07-08 01:24:36
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answered by nendlin 6
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