joke; LIMERICKS (* if you like)?

Question

a well endowed guy called apollo
remarked as he larked in the hollow
darling, my dong
is twelve inches long
said his girl, thats a hard one to swallow

there was once a man from bandoo
who fell asleep in a canoe
he dreamed of venus
and played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of goo

there ocne was a man from belize
whose pecker hung down to his knees
the gals all adored it
but him, he abhorred it
because each time it stiffened, he sneezed

there was a young actress from crewe
who remarked as the vicar withdrew
the bishop was quicker and thicker and slicker
and two inches longer than you

there was once a young man named springer
who got his testicles caught in the wringer
he hollered in pain
as they rolled down the drain
there goes my career as a singer

Answer 1

hahahahahahahahahah

Answer 2

there once was a man from Whitehall
who had an octagonal ball
the area of which
was fourteen times six
plus three times the square root of stuff all


there once was a moll we call paris
who a young man was often to harass
he gave her the flick
with his twelve inch long stick
yelling my rule says that paris shan't have asss


george junior was often to say
Iraquis will have a nice day
when me and my friend
have razed all we defend
showing Muslims American way

There once was a shemale called Danny
Who created a custom built fanny
From bits that he stole
At a large Nookie hole
He was canny with bits of that fanny


A fart was impregnated in ice
Twas scraped off a freeezer not twice
But over and over
At an ice rink in Dover
And boy was it not smelling nice

Up at the nunnery shower
Was a soap shapen much like a flower
Its petals were brown
And nuns when bent down
Said it tasted like muff but more sour.

Oprah was doin some laps
When her laces got caught in her flaps
She felt such a dill
When she met doctor phil
Who was treatin a weirdo who craps

Answer 3

there once was a man from Blackpool
who had an obscenely large tool
he had to remind
to take from behind
the old farmers mangy mule

there once was a man called Bert
who's balls & knob did hurt
he gave a scream
when he put on his cream
and found that he could no longer squirt

Answer 4

There was a young man on Y/A
Who was having a very bad day,
He kept looking for Venus
But found only his penis
How I wish that he'd go away!

Answer 5

Love the last one

Answer 6

Never heard those before thank you for sharing.

Answer 7

Nice not heard those before!

Answer 8

never heard those ones before. Last one is funny.LOL

Answer 9

again very funny star again

Answer 10

not bad bro