funny answers only please :P
and no, this is not to make fun of christianity, just trying to keep things light hearted. (i want funny answers from christians too)
2007-07-08 00:53:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
pathfinder - i don't understand your sense of humour :(
2007-07-08 00:58:49 · update #1
LOL @ justgrandma
2007-07-08 01:00:13 · update #2
I did! I'd left him in my pocket and then washed my pants. He was all rumpled when I pulled him out of the dryer and his robes had shrunk.
Then there was that time when he slipped under the couch cushions. It was weeks before I found him when I went digging for change.
I swear, that boy needs a leash or a bell or something.
2007-07-08 00:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by melaskinados 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Nothing funny about The Miracle of Jesus.
2007-07-08 08:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I can not find any thing funny about The Good Lord Jesus..
2007-07-08 08:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know he was missing!!! Hurry everyone, Jesus is missing. Lets look in the usual places. You take the Leper Colony and I'll check Mary Magdalene's place.
Judas, you look like you know something. Come on, fess up!
2007-07-08 08:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, but it was hard. He was hiding behind that trash can down the street and I swear I almost never found him. Then, when he was it, the jerk somehow knew where I was without a second glance!
2007-07-08 07:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The SUN of God Jesus / Horus just rose there this morning, just like he does every morning.
Amen Ra
2007-07-08 08:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm still looking, but I hear he will be showing up near a white pillar near the Mosque in Damascus!
2007-07-08 07:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Red Dragon 2007 {Free Palestine} 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I saw him over there, poking his Disciples with a stick.
2007-07-08 08:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by ☎ Rotary Dial ☎ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To the effect of what Forrest Gump said 'Found Jesus?" "I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him"
2007-07-08 08:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by independant_009 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, He was busy keeping Paris company and I've never been to jail
2007-07-08 07:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by justa 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋