A priest tried to convert my little sister, she's only young! I found him half bent over telling her about how she should accept Jesus into her life becasue otherwise she could go to Hell, so I kicked him right up the hole. I was wearing steel toe capped boots so he went flyin'. While he was clutching at his @ss I asked for forgiveness and he said nuttin' so I just figured that as a priest he'd have to forgive me anyway so I figured that's alright. My sister taught it was funny so that's all right too. But the bastards still preachin'! Maybe I didn't kick him hard enough?
2007-07-07 23:12:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd ike to point out that I am not a good example of a typical atheist, although I may be a good example of a militant atheist, just to let you know.
2007-07-07 23:23:55 · update #1
Hey, I have a fan; Martin S. He's been reading all my answers. Where were you when I was asking the serious questions? Anyway, most of my peers are also atheist.
2007-07-07 23:25:51 · update #2
Whats your little sister's name??? Just kick him again on a regular bases!
2007-07-08 07:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Thank you for making my day. I needed a laugh.
Never thought anyone would have the gall to kick a priest. Although it wasn't necessary. You could've just kindly asked him to stop, and let you raise your sister based on what you think is best for her. After all, she's your little sister. I would be angered by such a sort of thing myself (but my mother is Christian, so there's nothing I can do about that...) but I would just tell him to stop, and let him go about his business. As funny as it may have been, I gotta agree with most of the other answerers here. The kicking was unecessary.
I understand how easy it is to manipulate a young child's mind. I grew up in a Christian home (like I said, my mother's Christian), and so I thought Christianity was the only way to be when I was a kid. But then I grew up and moved away from home, with Christian intents. However, I soon learned the truth of the world, and renounced my beliefs in any religion in general (mother doesn't know this yet...!). But as a child grows older and wiser, he or she will realize things for themselves, and will choose what they want to believe in. You won't be able to shield your baby sister forever. Do what you can for now, but let her grow up.
2007-07-07 23:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Niko? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 03:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have a lot of credibility with the questions and answers that you give here, you know? And no, I'm not going to report you.
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Insomniac Reincarnated: "Christians believe the Devil's hiding in their toilet bowl. As a psychologist I'd like to see 'em all pushed into a nut house, but unfortunately we don't have the space. Sigmund Freud tried to cure the belief in a god as a neurosis but it didn't work so..."
As a self proclaimed psychologist, perhaps you ought to visit one of your peers for a check up.
2007-07-07 23:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kicking him is only a temporary solution. You should have stabbed him and then crucified him upon his own alter of worship. Or you could just talk to your sister and tell her what crap religion is and then you could both ignore that priest and laugh at his ignorance.
2007-07-07 23:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was that really necessary? A simple stop would have sufficed. You did kick him hard enough. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KICK HIM! Besides... Just tell your daughter otherwise. Why don't people think anymore in this world?
2007-07-07 23:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by koolksmart55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have kicked him. I'm Christian. I agree that the priest shouldn'tve scared you sister off with ideas of hell. He (and YOU) should let your sister decide once she's old enough..(but if i were in your place, my instinct would've also been to kick his crotch (evil laugh) ) >:)
2007-07-07 23:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hard enough?? as long as it was hard as you could it was hard enough, the question is the number of kicks, he needed one on the reverse side, then as many as it takes to the head to knock him out, then kick him in the head another half a dozen times, or until you feel the skull crumble
2007-07-07 23:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I actually saw that, it was awful! suppose it serves him right after he treid to scare your poor little sister though.
2007-07-08 00:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends on the hotness of your sister
2007-07-07 23:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋