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I want her to be deadly she is a kitten now about 10 1/2 weeks old. I want her to be like a human equivalent of an assassin or a ninga? Ya but i don't really know how to go about it, if i could have some help? Anything would be greatly appreciated.
i want her to be able to attack other people, preferably not me, she is a calico cat if that matters. Thanks in advance.

2007-07-07 21:21:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

i don't want to hurt her!

2007-07-07 21:32:34 · update #1

hey dude i love my cat, i just wanted to have something fun to do with her,i admire how much of a predator she is, and i just want to help her and enhance her abilities, I'm going to be moving out in the tundra and shes gonna need them. i would never do any of the stuff most people are saying on here. calm down Patty O.

2007-07-07 22:48:18 · update #2

10 answers

Cats are generally too smart to attack prey larger than themselves. Please do not abuse your cat, this will only frighten the cat so that she hides from everyone or else make her aggressive towards ALL humans, including yourself.

Regarding prey their own size or smaller, cats are natural ninjas/assasins. If you doubt this, play with your cat frequently - use a feather teaser to simulate a bird, or a piece of string (walk through the house and trail about 6 feet of string behind you - most cats will stalk and pounce on it joyfully). Also, different cats have different personalities, and some breeds tend to be more aggressive and outgoing than others. I once had an otherwise sweet affectionate cat that would sometimes run out and attack bare feet for no reason. For a cat, she did have a very assertive personality, she was also half Siamese. None of the other cats I have had ever did this though.
My cat's favorite toy is a catnip ball. He is about 10 yrs old now and usually prefers sleeping to playing - except when it comes to catnip. So unless you put catnip on someone's shoes, don't expect your cat to become an attack cat.
If you are afraid for her safety outdoors, keep her indoors except when you can supervise her closely.

2007-07-07 23:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by userafw 5 · 0 0

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2016-09-05 19:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I hope this is a joke. Anyway, I have to inform you that cats have their own personality. There is nothing you can do to change it. My cat is a bit like you described, he has sent people to the hospital, but whenever he likes (basically he attacks the vet). Cats do not learn to follow your commands.

Don't do anything the previous answer says, it is plain animal abuse and it will only make your cat scared, miserable and in pain, not a killer.

2007-07-07 21:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by cpinatsi 7 · 3 0

Please say you are joking!

Cats are not killers and you should not try to train her to attack anyone. A cat is a companion and should be treated as one.

Also, do not do anything like the other responder suggested that would cause her pain! If so, she will associate you as the cause of pain and shy away from you at the least or at worst become aggressive to you.

Treat her like a pet or give her to a cat lover, please!

2007-07-07 22:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Patty O 6 · 2 0

Cat's are predators. they are killers by nature, to mice, squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc. It is not a good idea to try to make your kitten vicious to humans. That is very wrong. If the cat did harm anyone, you would be liable and could be sued for damages, etc.

2007-07-07 21:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by T S 2 · 3 0

Take the kitten back to where you got her from and go buy yourself a dog.

You will never get a cat to do what you are wanting it to do.

2007-07-07 22:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You should get pictures of the pepole you want her to attack and do negative things around her wearing that picture as a mask or showing it to her. I tried that with my cat but he got angry and me and tore up the picture i drew. :( Also you spelled ninja wrong.

2007-07-07 21:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Todd 2 · 0 2

start off with basic biting and scratching techniques, then teach it when to apply them

If it seems reluctant or confused show it that it's ok by pouncing on one of your neighbors and be sure to bite and scratch as much as you can

teach it to respond to "attack" and leave stealth work for when it has this down

If it isn't angry enough, slap at their face, kick them, and lastly, take away its food

good luck

2007-07-07 21:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Your seriously in need of help,everybody knows you need NINJA TURTLES not kittens.I need help for answering your stupid question.

2007-07-07 21:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hmmm, I'm kinda stumped on female kitties. My expertise is with male cats.

Try putting her nipples in a vise and tighten them down real hard. Make sure she sees you face as you do it...preferably several times a week. Invest in some boob clamps, too.

When friends visit, as they enter your front door, hand them a mask that looks like you.

Your kitty will be glued to their face, claws fully extended and a hiss that rivals fingernails on a blackboard.

Good luck ya sadist...

Kimmie

2007-07-07 21:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by kimrod 2 · 0 7

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