it is so bad the people in the room with me tend to have to leave the room.is there anyway i can stop w/o surgery?
2007-07-07 20:47:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
Wow, I'd check for dead rats that may have crawled into your rear and died....no really...what are you eating sister?
Talk to your doctor. There are meds that assist with this deviant behavior. Take a look at your diet. What are you eating?
If it really is that bad eat cherries or take rose hips and then brag about the smell. "Smells like cherries, huh?"
Stop doing left-cheek sneaks and emptying the room. Go to the ladies room and take it out on the bidet. Don't forget some matches, but be careful you don't blow the place up from the methane.
Fart, sample and rate...Chef Tell says about a six outta ten!
I would try-out for America's Got Talent and see if you can clear the auditorium and win a million dollars.
Last resort? Butt plugs or blame the family pet.
Good Luck. Happy Farting!
2007-07-07 20:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by kimrod 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
wellll . . . try not to fart when there are other people in the room. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and then do your business there. Your farts depend on what you eat. So if your farts smell really bad, you need to change something in your diet.
I didn't know surgery could stop farts from smelling.
2007-07-07 20:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who's farts has ever smelled nice, no ones. Don't be embarrassed farting is a natural occurrence, just watch what you eat and probably having your stomach cleansed with a strong laxative once a month to clean your digestive system that could help.
2007-07-07 20:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by D S♦T♦A♦R♦S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could have something to do with whatever you ate (sometimes chicken can cause this to occur) or drank (milk can sometimes do this as well) but the only way to know for sure is to have this evaluated by your dr.
They will ask you some questions like about what you eat and such to see if it's something very easy to deal with.
2007-07-07 20:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by sokokl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they start smelling like cinnamon or strawberries - then its time to see a doctor. Just buy a dog, then blame the smell on it.
2007-07-07 20:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by mevelyn2551 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change your diet, or try going to another room. ive heard theres a deodorant pad for such a thing, dont know where you would buy something like that though.
2007-07-07 20:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch your diet. Stay away from gassy foods such as beans and brocholli. You could try Bean-o, that might help.
2007-07-07 20:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by robert e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think yours smell bad? You ought to smell my dog's.
there is only one thing that smells like a dog fart, that's another dog fart.
2007-07-07 21:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by nexteltom17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch your diet
2007-07-07 20:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch what u eat.
2007-07-07 20:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by danny h 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋