*Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
*When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
*Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
*Death is hereditary.
*Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
*Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
*Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
*I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
2007-07-07 19:57:39 · 25 answers · asked by EYES ON U 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HERE IS THE ANS FOR SOME OF THESE
*Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.=> IF THEY KEEP U ALIVE(NOT HAPPENING THESE DAYS)
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.=> SO THAT U CAN RUN ON THE WAY WITHOUT ANY FEAR N U COULD KILL SOME1 UNDER UR VEHICLE.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something=> OR U MIGHT VE NOT SEEN THE SUCCESS EVER / ATALL.
*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job=> COZ THEY KNOW NOW THE WORK WILL LOOK 4 THEM
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*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.=> ALL R HAVIN ENOUGH HARD DISK SPACE BUT DELETING THE THINGS WAT R UNWANTED.
*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark=>ITS AS SPEEDY AS THE LIGHT , AS THE LIGHT COMES IT GOES , AS THE LIGHT GOES IT COMES (SO EASY )?
*Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.( IS THAT THE ONLY THING IN ARMY ???? DOES SOLDIERS FIGHT ALL DAYS IN A YEAR ????)
*Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.=> THIS S GOOD , SO THAT SMILE IN UR MIND @ THE TIME , WHEN UR MISTAKE SHOWS THE RESULT...HAHAHA
*I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
=> AND WAT IS THE REASON BEHIND , U R NOT GETTIN WORK FOR HOURS ??????????
OR JUST PENDING WORK FASCINATES U ???????
2007-07-08 09:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by jenistank 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There're all good. The one that made me laugh was money from a pessimist. LOL
2007-07-13 11:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them
2007-07-07 20:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by For Da Be Dan- Liza p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've read some before but the rest are really nice.
2007-07-09 00:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by moonlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were SO funny and original! Good work, keep em coming!
2007-07-13 08:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Special agent M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
U R CORRECT. But, I am NOT like that...
I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN as well as I WANT TO DIE as soon as possible..
do u know one thing???
* only those who have done mistakes will be living in this earth for a long time... So Only..............................
2007-07-13 05:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Fathima 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are very wise...you see things in a realistic, yet practical, manner
2007-07-10 05:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard these before. Very nice.
2007-07-07 20:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are INCREDIBLE!!! Like Bat-Man type!! NOW OFF TO THE BAT-MOBILE!!! (And hopefully I won't hit any pedestrians;)
2007-07-07 20:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ellen! Ellen D! Who would have thought you'd re-run your material here!?!?
2007-07-07 20:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Picalilly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋