This question is all about me. I have a birthday in a few weeks . . . what do you plan on getting me?
/smacks self in head at pathetic attempt to be center of attention after mostly everyone has gone to bed.
Oh! To make it count, what's the best birthday gift for an agnostic?
2007-07-07 18:26:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
splattered, you act as if that's a bad thing . . . .
2007-07-07 18:30:56 · update #1
Apparently, some of you assume I don't already own a Bible . . .
2007-07-08 13:04:14 · update #2
Apparently, Diane wants to party with me . . . .
2007-07-08 13:05:09 · update #3
Kerilyn . . . well, um, see . . . I'll be broke. That's my sister's birthday as well.
How about if I get you a gumball?
2007-07-08 13:07:05 · update #4
A remote controlled Dalek, a tenth Doctor action figure, and the Doctor Who Original TV Soundtrack.
That way, you can BLAST the DW theme song while having the Dalek run inot the Doctor action figure. Over and over.
Oh, and I'll also kidnap David Tennant for you. He'll be on your doorstep in the morning, in a big brown sack.
Happy birthday!
2007-07-07 20:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My birthday is in a few weeks too. I'm getting myself a ticket to a baseball game. Atheist, agnostic, fundie, goat-stabbin' devil-worshipper, whatever... nobody doesn't like baseball. It's the perfect gift.
2007-07-08 02:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe I will get you David Tennant. I'm going to have to think up a plan to lure him into San Diego (where I live). Hmm, I don't know what to do after that, but I'll think up something.
2007-07-08 01:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am gonna give you
an inflatable sheep(anatomically correct)
2 lbs of Crisco vegetable oil
a DVD "The Girls of Vivid Pictures"
a case of mirrored wall tiles with ceiling mounts
and a shoe horn
Enjoy ...
2007-07-08 01:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm sending you a DVD--"when midget quadruple amputee jello wrestling goes bad"--you'll cry when they get to the part about the amazing wormling, Bob Robertson
2007-07-08 01:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I planned on getting you a smack in the head but you beat me to it.
2007-07-08 01:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Buddy Christ, a Buddy Buddha, and a Buddy Vishnu.
Or I'll bake you up some Whatever - you do bake that, don't you?
2007-07-08 01:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Bible. A free ride to Church and/or Bible study every week. Happy Birthday.
2007-07-08 01:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Just a happy birthday and a prayer that you may open your eyes to the glorious salvation that is in Jesus Christ, our Lord. God bless.
2007-07-08 01:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by 4Christ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A Bible.
2007-07-08 01:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by L.C. 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋