Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one foot from the hole.
Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.
The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge bass jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.
Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."
2007-07-07 16:50:03 · 16 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke EVER! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thanks, that was great.
2007-07-15 16:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the part where Jesus hit the ball in the water too,but he walked on water and retrieved his ball
2007-07-07 18:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke...no matter how many times I hear it, I laugh out loud...well, guffaw really!
2007-07-07 16:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by PoohBear74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's so funny. Have a star.
2007-07-07 17:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never read that one, but I'm sure glad I did!
2007-07-07 19:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funnny hahahahahaahahahahahahhahahah cant hep it hahahahahahahahahahahamake it stop hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-07 17:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dude, It's me, Pia! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute!
2007-07-07 19:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by Nastedani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle
xx
2007-07-13 03:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2007-07-13 02:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilariouis
2007-07-15 16:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by phantomgirl714 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about it.
2007-07-07 16:53:38 · answer #11 · answered by Titan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋