A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you theowner?"
she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies,
"I''m just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."
She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears andinto his hair.
"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2007-07-07 15:57:14 · 17 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
2007-07-15 09:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taco Bell
2016-05-21 01:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck
2007-07-13 12:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously gross but really funny,thanks for posting
2007-07-07 16:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a lame joke but still funny!
2007-07-07 23:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by aMused 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one..bet it was owned by a Republican
2007-07-14 09:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWW!! that was a funny joke LOL
2007-07-14 14:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mexicangrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a good one
hahaha i love it!! :)
i'm so gonna use that one next time :) hehe i wish!
love it!
STAR*
keep them coming
xx
2007-07-12 02:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was something. LoL.
2007-07-07 16:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by mrjts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol but gross
2007-07-07 16:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle T. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gross but funny!
2007-07-07 16:02:46 · answer #11 · answered by steaminhottatertot5678 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋