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would they say "don't worry, be happy"

or whatever?

(light hearted answers welcome)

2007-07-07 15:11:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

Boo! Duh.... Believe in God! (light hearted)

whatever

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2007-07-07 17:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

They would have said:

1. See life as it is.
2. Try to not cling since all things change.
3. The above applies to human life as well.
4. Beware of the consequences of your actions
5. Have compassion for all life.
6. Do not be selfish; it only causes suffering
7. Learn to do good.
8. You are the Buddha; look within you
9. Develop your heart and mind equally.
10. Be mindful and self-aware.
11. There is no authority for the truth; be tolerant of other religions
12. You are the sole designer of your destiny
13. Whatever

2007-07-07 15:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Well since Moses was well before Buddha historically, Buddha would have had to have regressed to leave tablets behind for Moses. And if Moses found said tablets all of history would be changed, and time travel does not allow that.

2007-07-07 15:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 7 · 2 0

Unfortunately our liberal democratic leaders push for more rights for criminals so that they have the power to ruin the lives of the Innocent. Sorry you are going through this but it sounds like he knows how to work the system. The only way to find freedom would be a really good lawyer that can bury him. Since he has been in jail for abuse, if he were to abusive again he probably would not be out for a very long time.

2016-05-21 01:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, Moses could have thrown them further because they would have had to be Really Tiny for that Chubby Little Man to have been able to pick them up.

2007-07-07 17:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1 0

You can't pick up Buddhist tablets when you go up to the mountain of Yahweh (God) and recieve the commandments from Yahweh Elohim Himself. Stop being foolish and turn to Yahweh and walk in the path of righteousness.

2007-07-07 15:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Guru 2 · 2 1

They would have said treat everyone as if they were your mother because they could have been.

Just think how peaceful the world would be if we all embraced the Buddhist philosophy!

2007-07-07 15:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0 0

Moses would have gained 100 Lbs and we'd ALL be rubbing his belly for luck... LOL

Whatever

Raji

2007-07-07 15:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2 0

No, but they could have probably sang it, if they had some Jamaican Rum.


I should be so lucky, for what do you want from me? Whatever comes comes. Such a deal I have for you.

2007-07-07 15:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 1 0

That pervert Moses, and his syphilitic brother Aaron, not to mention their gorgeous sister Myriam -- what was your question again?

2007-07-07 15:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The tablets would say, 'What tablets? And who is Moses?'

2007-07-07 15:16:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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