A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
2007-07-07 14:13:11 · 14 answers · asked by T-Mac281 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha, you should totally keep posting more blond jokes on here! (by the way, did you make them up, or did you copy them from somewhere??)
2007-07-08 12:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! At first, I was like, soo? But at the end, I started to laugh. It was pretty funny. I mean, I'm a blond; I'm not like that, I'm a straight A student, but that was funny!!
2007-07-07 14:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by christgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that punch line coming. Then again, I'm a blond.
Very funny and I am sending this to a friend.
2007-07-07 16:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-07 14:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that was a good one! Here's a *
2007-07-07 14:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by froggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny***** got question for u do you know anything about blackhawk middle school
2007-07-07 14:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...very funny. you've earned a star!
2007-07-07 14:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2007-07-08 01:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by Pdoodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muhahahaha that was good..... you get a star for your good sence of humor!!
2007-07-07 14:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's your *
2007-07-07 14:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋