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2007-07-07 13:25:19 · 19 answers · asked by † God's Kitty † 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
let's go after him and scratch him to death
2007-07-07 13:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could run like hell after it, but I’d be careful what you ask for as you might catch hell. More likely you wouldn’t have a cat in hell’s chance. Maybe you should settle for it being in the lap of the gods? Since the devil finds work for idle hands, you might even get petted.
"When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.”
— Michel de Montaigne
2007-07-07 20:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*zaps up bigger better ball of yarn* Here you go sweetie, now I'm off to go turn the devil into an ottoman--blessed be!
2007-07-07 20:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't stress over it, Just make up another yarn!
2007-07-07 20:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither the devil nor god exist. Your yarn must have rolled under the couch.
2007-07-07 20:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go play with a rubber band ball instead.
2007-07-07 20:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
considering you think its the Devil...
ah, I'd just let it go...I have lots of yarn,
what color do ya need??
2007-07-07 20:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rebuke him in the name of Jesus and command him to return what he has stolen!
John 10:10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it abundantly.
2007-07-07 20:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go down to Georgia and challenge him to a fiddling duel.
2007-07-07 20:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
kats are genies, what do you expect?
put your yarn away.
2007-07-07 20:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by Tarikiyi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chase him and bite his nuts of that will teach him a lesson to mess with defenseless cats
2007-07-07 20:29:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋